Political satire apparel and merchandise
for the loud, the proud, and the
unapologetically sane.
Designed in Minneapolis. Worn Everywhere.
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an unapologetic rejection of conformity with original designs
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The shirts and gifts everyone keeps stealing.
“I’d Rather” Explosive Truth Mug – 15oz Statement Coffee Cup (10 Colors) COLOR VERSION
“I’d Rather” Explosive Truth Mug – 15oz Statement Coffee Cup (10 Colors) COLOR VERSION
$14.00
Comment Section Survival Club™ Mouse Pad | Block. Move On. Drink Beer.
Comment Section Survival Club™ Mouse Pad | Block. Move On. Drink Beer.
$20.00
Trollus Magaficus™ Samsung Galaxy Case | Dyzorder Political Satire Phone Cover
Trollus Magaficus™ Samsung Galaxy Case | Dyzorder Political Satire Phone Cover
$24.50
Trollus Magaficus™ MagSafe iPhone Case | Dyzorder Political Satire Phone Case
Trollus Magaficus™ MagSafe iPhone Case | Dyzorder Political Satire Phone Case
$24.50
Punk'd American Style | Political Prank T-Shirt
Punk'd American Style | Political Prank T-Shirt
$24.00
anti-maga streetwear
Punk'd American Style | Political Prank T-Shirt
Punk'd American Style | Political Prank T-Shirt
$24.00
Foxtrot Delta Tango | Vintage Military Style Graphic Tee | Distressed Tactical Humor Shirt
Foxtrot Delta Tango | Vintage Military Style Graphic Tee | Distressed Tactical Humor Shirt
$24.00
🍺 CERTIFIED 100% TROLL RESISTANT TEE🍺 COMMENT SECTION SURVIVAL CLUB
🍺 CERTIFIED 100% TROLL RESISTANT TEE🍺 COMMENT SECTION SURVIVAL CLUB
$24.00
I Survived Trump - Limited Edition T-Shirt | Dyzorder Exclusive!
I Survived Trump - Limited Edition T-Shirt | Dyzorder Exclusive!
$24.00
Cursed Is Anyone Who Withholds Justice From the Foreigner | Deuteronomy 27:19 | Unisex Graphic Tee
Cursed Is Anyone Who Withholds Justice From the Foreigner | Deuteronomy 27:19 | Unisex Graphic Tee
$24.00
The MAGA Excuse Generator - Limited Edition T-Shirt | Vintage Distressed
The MAGA Excuse Generator - Limited Edition T-Shirt | Vintage Distressed
$24.00
Proud Talarican American Tee | Love Over Hate Edition | Dyzorder Premium Graphic T-Shirt
Proud Talarican American Tee | Love Over Hate Edition | Dyzorder Premium Graphic T-Shirt
$26.50
My Wine Is Bigger Than Your Whine – Funny Wine Lover T-Shirt
My Wine Is Bigger Than Your Whine – Funny Wine Lover T-Shirt
$24.50
M Peach Tee – The “M Peach” Political Wordplay Shirt
M Peach Tee – The “M Peach” Political Wordplay Shirt
$24.50
HEY MAGA – Why Aren’t YOU a Libtard? Unisex T-Shirt
HEY MAGA – Why Aren’t YOU a Libtard? Unisex T-Shirt
$24.50
Is He Dead Yet? Tee | Dark Humor for People Who Get It - Unisex
Is He Dead Yet? Tee | Dark Humor for People Who Get It - Unisex
$24.50
No Kings. Just Princes. MN Strong Tee | Minnesota Loud and Proud - Unisex
No Kings. Just Princes. MN Strong Tee | Minnesota Loud and Proud - Unisex
$24.50
Marry a Clown. Inherit a Circus. Unisex T Shirt
Marry a Clown. Inherit a Circus. Unisex T Shirt
$24.50
Hey MAGA - Alpha Male Tee | Make It Make Sense - Unisex
Hey MAGA - Alpha Male Tee | Make It Make Sense - Unisex
$24.50
Hey MAGA – Which Side Were You On? Unisex T-Shirt
Hey MAGA – Which Side Were You On? Unisex T-Shirt
$24.50
Dyzorder branded Streetwear
My Wine Is Bigger Than Your Whine – Funny Wine Lover T-Shirt
My Wine Is Bigger Than Your Whine – Funny Wine Lover T-Shirt
$24.50
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$24.00
Dyzorder Youth Heavy Blend Hoodie | Bold Comfort for the Next Generation
Dyzorder Youth Heavy Blend Hoodie | Bold Comfort for the Next Generation
$34.95
Dyzorder Logo Yoga Leggings | Flexible Body. Unapologetic Attitude.
Dyzorder Logo Yoga Leggings | Flexible Body. Unapologetic Attitude.
$38.50
Dyzorder Women’s High Top Canvas Shoes – Cute Shoes. Sharp Opinions.
Dyzorder Women’s High Top Canvas Shoes – Cute Shoes. Sharp Opinions.
$57.00
Dyzorder Women’s High Top Canvas Shoes – Cute From Far. Savage Up Close.
Dyzorder Women’s High Top Canvas Shoes – Cute From Far. Savage Up Close.
$57.00
Dyzorder Unisex Track Jacket | Urban Armor for the Humorously Unbothered
Dyzorder Unisex Track Jacket | Urban Armor for the Humorously Unbothered
$74.50
Dyzorder Unisex Organic Sweatshirt | Clean Comfort. Sharp Intent.
Dyzorder Unisex Organic Sweatshirt | Clean Comfort. Sharp Intent.
$39.00
Dyzorder Unisex Organic Sweatshirt | Clean Comfort. Sharp Intent.
Dyzorder Unisex Organic Sweatshirt | Clean Comfort. Sharp Intent.
$39.00
Dyzorder Heavy Blend Hoodie | Built for Comfort. Worn with Intent.
Dyzorder Heavy Blend Hoodie | Built for Comfort. Worn with Intent.
$45.00
Dyzorder Premium Full Zip Hoodie | Zip Up. Speak Loud.
Dyzorder Premium Full Zip Hoodie | Zip Up. Speak Loud.
$45.50
Dyzorder Premium Full Zip Hoodie | Zip Up. Speak Loud.
Dyzorder Premium Full Zip Hoodie | Zip Up. Speak Loud.
$45.50
Dyzorder Men’s High Top Canvas Shoes – Walk Loud. Think Louder.
Dyzorder Men’s High Top Canvas Shoes – Walk Loud. Think Louder.
$59.00
Dyzorder Men’s High Top Canvas Shoes – Clean Look. Loud Message.
Dyzorder Men’s High Top Canvas Shoes – Clean Look. Loud Message.
$59.00
Dyzorder Gifts and Accessories
“I’d Rather” Explosive Truth Mug – 15oz Statement Coffee Cup (10 Colors) COLOR VERSION
“I’d Rather” Explosive Truth Mug – 15oz Statement Coffee Cup (10 Colors) COLOR VERSION
$14.00
Release the Files Yard Sign – Epstein | Still Waitin
Release the Files Yard Sign – Epstein | Still Waitin
$29.50
Dyzorder Premium Duffel Bag | Carry Your Chaos in Style
Dyzorder Premium Duffel Bag | Carry Your Chaos in Style
$79.00
Comment Section Survival Club™ Mouse Pad | Block. Move On. Drink Beer.
Comment Section Survival Club™ Mouse Pad | Block. Move On. Drink Beer.
$20.00
Trollus Magaficus™ Samsung Galaxy Case | Dyzorder Political Satire Phone Cover
Trollus Magaficus™ Samsung Galaxy Case | Dyzorder Political Satire Phone Cover
$24.50
Trollus Magaficus™ MagSafe iPhone Case | Dyzorder Political Satire Phone Case
Trollus Magaficus™ MagSafe iPhone Case | Dyzorder Political Satire Phone Case
$24.50
Comment Section Survival Club 16 oz Shaker Pint Glass | Block. Move On. Drink Beer.
Comment Section Survival Club 16 oz Shaker Pint Glass | Block. Move On. Drink Beer.
$19.99
Trolla MAGAfica Karenensis™ iPhone Case | I Didn't Read It, But I'm Furious.
Trolla MAGAfica Karenensis™ iPhone Case | I Didn't Read It, But I'm Furious.
$19.50
Legalize Zoomies Dog Bandana – Official Petition Pup Edition - Blue
Legalize Zoomies Dog Bandana – Official Petition Pup Edition - Blue
$22.00
Legalize Zoomies Dog Bandana – Official Petition Pup Edition - Yellow
Legalize Zoomies Dog Bandana – Official Petition Pup Edition - Yellow
$22.00
Legalize Zoomies Dog Bandana – Official Petition Pup Edition - Pink
Legalize Zoomies Dog Bandana – Official Petition Pup Edition - Pink
$22.00
Legalize Zoomies Dog Bandana – Official Petition Pup Edition - Mint
Legalize Zoomies Dog Bandana – Official Petition Pup Edition - Mint
$22.00
Legalize Zoomies Coffee Mug – Official Petition Pup Edition (10 Interior Colors)
Legalize Zoomies Coffee Mug – Official Petition Pup Edition (10 Interior Colors)
$12.50
Truck Fump Mouse Pad | Because Subtlety Is Overrated
Truck Fump Mouse Pad | Because Subtlety Is Overrated
$20.00
Pooh Bear Poster – “Is He Dead Yet?” | Dark Humor Wall Art
Pooh Bear Poster – “Is He Dead Yet?” | Dark Humor Wall Art
$24.00
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