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🚨 ATTENTION HOOMANS 🚨
The zoomies are not a phase. They are a lifestyle.
Introducing the Legalize Zoomies | Dog Bandana, officially endorsed by every dog who has ever:
• Torn through the house at 11:32 PM
• Parkour’d off your couch
• Sprint-lapped the yard for absolutely no reason
• Pretended they “weren’t just doing that”
This isn’t just a bandana.
It’s a declaration!
Featuring our wide-eyed chaos mascot proudly holding the “Official Petition” to LEGALIZE ZOOMIES, this bandana turns your dog into the cutest protestor on four legs.
• Fabric composition in the EU: 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric composition in the US: 100% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight in the EU: 2.95 oz./yd.² (100 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in the US: 3.24 oz./yd.² (110 g/m²)
• Fabric specifications in the EU: Breathable; moisture-wicking material with UPF50+ protection
• Lightweight and soft to the touch
• Double-folded edges
• Single-sided print
• Multifunctional
• The fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified
• The recycled content of this product is certified under GRS (Global Recycled Standard)
• Blank product components sourced from China/Mexico
Important sizing information: the smallest bandana size is made for small pets and won’t fit a grown-up. Please choose the medium or large size if you’re ordering for a grown-up.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 17 ⅜ | 17 ⅜ |
| M | 21 ¼ | 21 ¼ |
| L | 25 ¼ | 25 ¼ |
Warning: May cause spontaneous compliments, laughter, and “OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?” conversations.
Whether your pup is a Frenchie, a Shepherd, a mutt with attitude, or a couch goblin who only zooms once a week, this bandana says:
“I run. I chaos. I demand freedom.”
Put it on before the next park visit.
Put it on before the next family gathering.
Put it on before the next unexplainable hallway sprint.
🐾 Sign the petition.
💨 Unleash the zoomies.
🛒 Add to cart before your dog orders multiples!